User 1: Hello, please could You give me advice how to extend one garden hose… ??
User 2: Why would You even wanna extend it ?
User 1: Because it’s too short…
User 3: Better buy a suffiencently longer one!
User 1: Well, I dont need it, since it’s just 5 meters shorter.
User 2: Yes, but a longer one is always better!
User 3: Ooooffffff!
User 4: What You are “ooooffff-ing” dud, tha guy is jast askng how to extend a gadern hose!
User 5: You bettar learn English first!
User 8: “BettAr”
User 5: Yeah! You are just the type of guys I hate the most! Peoples are asking for help, but you are gammarnazing just to say something and argue!
User 6: This forum is going worse each day now. I have done so many extensions of garden hoses while You havent even knew what “gargen hose” is !
User 1: Well, then just tell me how to do it please.
User 5: I wouldn’t if I were You!
User 2: You still havent told me why You wanna extend this hose, and what You are going to do with it !!!
User 1: I am going to water my garden…?
User 7: What kind of garden is this ?!
User 1: Well… Just a normal one…
User 9: I don’t wanna mess with you, but You should be aware that some plants requiring different amount of water than other ones!
User 4: Guys… he is just asking to extend one hose!
User 7: STFU User 4, You’r dumb !
User 4: Look at Yourself User 7, lame !
User 1: Could someone help me with my issue ?
User 12: Stop pushing peoples. Who the hell are You thinking You are?! You are just some noob in the extending hoses! Are You thinking that we are here just all day long to answer the noobs with their stupid questions ?!
User 1: … why are You answering then ?
User 13: So You are playing smart guy, huh ?!
User 1: No, I just wanna know how to extend one garden hose.
User 2: 10 Years ago I have extend one hose, and it lasted just another year, and since then I am buying only a whole hoses !!!
User 1: Ok… but how did You extend it anyway ?!
User 2: With extension!
User 1: And You just plug it, and that’s it?!?
User 10: You should ask Google first !
User 1: Well, I’ve searched, but it send me to this forum.
User 15: I’m using а garden watering can. There is nothing better that this thing!
User 17: Yeah! I remember the times before the garden hoses! What a great times it was. What a great garden watering cans there were produced. Nowdays they are breaking too fast!
User 1: So, should I understand that no one can tell me how to extend the hose ?!
User 15: Better use garden watering can, and You will do some sport this way as well.
User 1: Well, I have a hernia, so I cant lift heavy things.
User 18: Then You are at the wrong place in this forum!
User 5: Absolutely! I agree!
User 1: Why ?
User 17: Because this is a gardening forum, and since You can’t lift heavy things You should go to a medical forums, You dumb f*ck!!!
Administrator: The topic is locked! User 1 is banned because of spam!