I figured out why the update was supposed to appear “today/tonight” on the 31st August… but still hasn’t appeared 4 days later.
Wildcard Studios is located near the event horizon of a small black hole.
Whilst they have mastered the art of wormhole travel, due to gravitational time dilation their today/tonight means a week or more on Earth.
We just need to figure out the approximate size of their nearby black hole to accurately calculate when the update will arrive…