XDDDD hahahah i have to laugh!
Not so much a joke as an observation.
The word “professional” was invented by consumers so it could be used as an insult as in “your not being very professional”
Humm come to think of it is a joke. 
P.S. Replace consumer with gamer and it will be more relevant.
P.S.P.S. I so want that iron.
Being old is being young since longer time than the others.
If Old MAcDonalds farm had peripherals, would he then use an eeeiiiieeee-I/O ?
It’s all fun and games until someone gets their light sabre mixed up with their toothbrush.
Then it’s like, dude. I find your lack of face disturbing.
It’s all fun and games until someone realizes that chainsaws work perfectly fine underwater.
Then it’s like, dude. Is that a dolphin?
It’s all fun and games until someone realizes that electro shock therapy and pole dancing don’t really go together.
Then it’s like, dude. Are you coming down? I think I found some more of your teeth…
“Hi, Id like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, Id like to hear a TCP joke.”
“OK. Ill tell you a TCP joke.”
“OK. I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, Im ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“OK. Im about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting and ends with a punchline.”
“Im sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
Epic will buy Unity & CryEngine for kill him… Oh wait ! no need
It 's not of mind , it’s a Autodesk joke ! 
Whats the diffrence between a Lentel and a Chickpea.
I would not pay for a Lentel on my chest.
if(DeltaSeconds>1/30.0f)
DeltaSeconds=NaN
I’ve got a warning, almost forum ban because of a joke post… So I’ll just do like I do in real world, keep my mouth quiet and pretend I’m shy 
I cut my finger putting in a new processor, it MHz.
Good i like that one.