Stupid jokes

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I regularly think about stupid things which make me laugh a lot (life is too short to be too serious) but i can’t say them in forums because, you know, even as user, it is not “pro” to say stupid things even if i am not pro. As i don’t want to troll or being boring even in off-topic (why i did not post the pic of nutella man i found on google ^^).

So i hope thread will be doable. If not, delete it , i’ll understand ^^

First stupid thing i thought was to ask epic to rename the sub category community : communreal to avoid confusion… (but 1st of april is so far…)

sorry…

Edit : stupid doesn’t mean offending, rude or disgusting. an important rule.

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You know Toad? He’s a fun guy :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

He was a small medium at large.

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CryEngine… really makes you cry.

XD

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Are mama jokes allowed?

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And Unreal Engine… makes you unreal? :confused::wink:

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:stuck_out_tongue: Better than crying

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I’d tell you a joke about UDP, but I’m not sure that you’d get it.

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They said i have a some trouble with my cpu… my cp… me ?

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Hell yeah !!!

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oh, so good/bad

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Unity is better than Unreal Engine.
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I like my women like I like my coffee.

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Surrounded by capsules.

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I am more greedy then molyneux…

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They said i have a some trouble with my gpu… my gp… me ? ( a bit repetitive but really visual joke)

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Where do superheroes go for shopping? At the supermarked :smiley:

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You spent too much time using ue4 when you try to rotate a pic on your facebook and you wonder why it doesn’t work.

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Please, tell us a TCP joke, they are much more reliable :wink:

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Why do goldseekers spend hours in the river. because money is in the banks.

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>< oh its so bad/good