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Stupid jokes

I regularly think about stupid things which make me laugh a lot (life is too short to be too serious) but i can’t say them in forums because, you know, even as user, it is not “pro” to say stupid things even if i am not pro. As i don’t want to troll or being boring even in off-topic (why i did not post the pic of nutella man i found on google ^^).

So i hope this thread will be doable. If not, delete it , i’ll understand ^^

First stupid thing i thought was to ask epic to rename the sub category community : communreal to avoid confusion… (but 1st of april is so far…)

sorry…

Edit : stupid doesn’t mean offending, rude or disgusting. an important rule.

You know Toad? He’s a fun guy :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

He was a small medium at large.

CryEngine… really makes you cry.

XD

Are mama jokes allowed?

And Unreal Engine… makes you unreal? :confused::wink:

:stuck_out_tongue: Better than crying

I’d tell you a joke about UDP, but I’m not sure that you’d get it.

They said i have a some trouble with my cpu… my cp… me ?

Hell yeah !!!

oh, so good/bad

Unity is better than Unreal Engine.
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I like my women like I like my coffee.

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Surrounded by capsules.

I am more greedy then peter molyneux…

They said i have a some trouble with my gpu… my gp… me ? ( a bit repetitive but really visual joke)

Where do superheroes go for shopping? At the supermarked :smiley:

You spent too much time using ue4 when you try to rotate a pic on your facebook and you wonder why it doesn’t work.

Please, tell us a TCP joke, they are much more reliable :wink:

Why do goldseekers spend hours in the river. because money is in the banks.

>< oh its so bad/good