Post your favorite programmer jokes

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If Old MacDonald had a computer, would he have an EIE-I/O?

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Ok, found another that’s pretty funnyb9bd5fa85ddb1a55e40ae041ce8cc3a1a9cd38c5.jpeg

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its hard to see, but it says to make a programming friend pull his hair out, just replace his semicolons ; with greek questions marks ; lol

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  1. Usage: fortune -P ] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6+] dataspec… inputdir

  2. [YOU MIGHT HAVE MAIL] (This one from the 90s.)

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We have a winner!
The joke is omg I don’t know what you mean.

Please explain this one and I will smile. lol

Some solid gold here, I gotta find a suitable opportunity to drop yo mamma programming jokes at this level. :smiley:

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-What is yo mamma’s format?
FAT32…thousand :stuck_out_tongue:

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Thank you… I’m not forgetting that joke! :slight_smile:

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Well, the anecdote is so-so), but the picture is a fabulous!