The Epic Games Launcher - Launching the shittiest shitt launcher in the history of humanity

HELLO.

As you have read in the title:

  • 2 Days ago I set out to download Fortnite to download UEFN. (2 FUCKN DAYS AGO)
  • I have started the download, IT IS DOWNLOADING AT LESS THAN 1% OF MY INTERNET SPEED! (1Mbps) Sometimes it works better 10Mbps.
  • I was fine with it, I thought if I wait enough I get to the finish line.
  • I WAITED 2 FUCKN DAYS TO REACH (31GBs of the 60GBs where downloaded!!)
  • HAH HA! EPIC SAID NO!
  • JUST NOW I GO BACK TO SEE WHERE MY DOWNLOAD WENT, THE LAUNCHER LITERALLY DELETED MY DOWNLOAD AND WENT BACK TO 0! I STILL HAVE 60GBs TO DOWNLOAD!!!

WHAT THE HELL EPIC! NO WONDER YOUR STORE DIDN’T MAKE IT AND DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE IN FRONT OF STEAM.

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