Lunar Mystic - ChatterVox General NPC

A compilation of 49 sayings for general NPC (25 Female and 24 Male) that could be used as sayings from a follower NPC or to be overheard by City NPC.

Female Voice


  • Before you ask, the answer is probably to kill ten rats. It always is.

  • Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched Because I think that paintings eyes are following me. And winking

  • Don't worry about the rules; they're for everyone else. You and I have a different understanding.

  • I'd help you fight that thing, but my horoscope said to avoid conflict today.

  • If I don't make it, tell my cat I love her. Also, delete my browser history. Very important.

  • I'm developing a new survival strategy. It's called 'screaming and running'. So far, it's got a 50% success rate.

  • Im playing chess while the rest of you are still learning checkers. Just move the pieces I tell you to.

  • Just saw something with more legs than a centipede and more eyes than a spider. I'm going to need a bigger can of bug spray.

  • My therapist told me to face my fears. I didn't realize that meant a ten-foot-tall creature with too many teeth

  • I am not saying this place is haunted, but the ghost in my room owes me rent.

  • I would offer you a snack, but I think the shadows ate my last granola bar

  • Pretty sure the floor is lava. And the walls are probably lava. Let's just assume everything is lava.

  • Member The Three Rules

    I am starting a book club with the creature in the vents. It's not a great conversationalist, but it's a good listener

  • Stick with me, and you'll go far. I take very good care of the people who are loyal to me.

  • The good news is, I've lost ten pounds from sheer terror. The bad news is... well, you know.

  • This is fine. Everything is fine. I've only mentally redecorated my panic room twelve times today

  • Welcome! Dont mind the decor. The bloodstains really tie the room together, dont you think

  • You haven't seen my emotional support squirrel, have you Answers to Sir Reginald Fluffytail. He's probably braver than I am

  • Farewell, hero. May your path be... somewhere else

  • I need you to retrieve a family heirloom. It was stolen by a fearsome... chicken. Don't judge, just go

  • I'll be right here when you inevitably need something else. Obviously.

  • The fate of the entire kingdom rests on your shoulders! No pressure. But seriously, if you fail, we're all doomed. So, try not to

  • Try not to die. The paperwork is a nightmare

  • Yes, yes, I'm a quest-giver. The exclamation point above my head wasn't just for decoration, surprisingly


Male Voice


  • Let me guess, you need something Don't worry, I've been standing in this exact spot for seven years waiting to help you.

  • Another Hero Another Headache.

  • I've been in here so long, I think a spider just offered me a cup of tea. I politely declined.

  • I am not scared, I'm just... conserving my energy. For running. Later.

  • I have started naming the strange noises. The scratching is Brenda, and the deep guttural growl is Steve.

  • Do you think the big scary thing outside would be interested in a timeshare opportunity.

  • Fear is an excellent motivator. Let's see how motivated you are.

  • Heroes Life Is Glamorous They Lie

  • I need a scapegoat. Any volunteer or should I pick one

  • Id Help But On Tea Break

  • My therapist told me to face my fears. I didn't realize that meant a ten-foot-tall creature with too many teeth.

  • My Patience As Thin As Coin

  • On a scale of one to ten, I'm at 'hiding in a closet and eating expired crackers. Hows your day.

  • Remember, if a monster chases you, you don't have to be the fastest... just faster than me. Good luck.

  • Someone told me to 'be the bigger person'. I'd like to see them try that with whatever is making the floorboards bend like that.

  • The fate of the entire kingdom rests on your shoulders! No pressure. But seriously, if you fail, we're all doomed. So, try not to.

  • The power's out, the phone's dead, and I think I heard the monster humming show tunes. It's going to be a long night.

  • Welcome! Dont mind the decor. The bloodstains really tie the room together, dont you think.

  • You have a lot of potential, which makes it all the more disappointing when you don't perfectly execute my vision.

  • You look like you know what you're doing. Can I just... stand behind you

  • Oh, look. Another 'Chosen One'. Get in line

  • Sigh... I wonder if that world-ending meteor is ever actually going to hit

  • Welcome. Please state the nature of your predictable emergency

  • You have the look of an adventurer. And the smell of one, too

    Preview a few clips--
    https://youtu.be/2wtwEHBbGEA