A compilation of 49 sayings for general NPC (25 Female and 24 Male) that could be used as sayings from a follower NPC or to be overheard by City NPC.
Female Voice
Before you ask, the answer is probably to kill ten rats. It always is.
Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched Because I think that paintings eyes are following me. And winking
Don't worry about the rules; they're for everyone else. You and I have a different understanding.
I'd help you fight that thing, but my horoscope said to avoid conflict today.
If I don't make it, tell my cat I love her. Also, delete my browser history. Very important.
I'm developing a new survival strategy. It's called 'screaming and running'. So far, it's got a 50% success rate.
Im playing chess while the rest of you are still learning checkers. Just move the pieces I tell you to.
Just saw something with more legs than a centipede and more eyes than a spider. I'm going to need a bigger can of bug spray.
My therapist told me to face my fears. I didn't realize that meant a ten-foot-tall creature with too many teeth
I am not saying this place is haunted, but the ghost in my room owes me rent.
I would offer you a snack, but I think the shadows ate my last granola bar
Pretty sure the floor is lava. And the walls are probably lava. Let's just assume everything is lava.
Member The Three Rules
I am starting a book club with the creature in the vents. It's not a great conversationalist, but it's a good listener
Stick with me, and you'll go far. I take very good care of the people who are loyal to me.
The good news is, I've lost ten pounds from sheer terror. The bad news is... well, you know.
This is fine. Everything is fine. I've only mentally redecorated my panic room twelve times today
Welcome! Dont mind the decor. The bloodstains really tie the room together, dont you think
You haven't seen my emotional support squirrel, have you Answers to Sir Reginald Fluffytail. He's probably braver than I am
Farewell, hero. May your path be... somewhere else
I need you to retrieve a family heirloom. It was stolen by a fearsome... chicken. Don't judge, just go
I'll be right here when you inevitably need something else. Obviously.
The fate of the entire kingdom rests on your shoulders! No pressure. But seriously, if you fail, we're all doomed. So, try not to
Try not to die. The paperwork is a nightmare
Yes, yes, I'm a quest-giver. The exclamation point above my head wasn't just for decoration, surprisingly
Male Voice
Let me guess, you need something Don't worry, I've been standing in this exact spot for seven years waiting to help you.
Another Hero Another Headache.
I've been in here so long, I think a spider just offered me a cup of tea. I politely declined.
I am not scared, I'm just... conserving my energy. For running. Later.
I have started naming the strange noises. The scratching is Brenda, and the deep guttural growl is Steve.
Do you think the big scary thing outside would be interested in a timeshare opportunity.
Fear is an excellent motivator. Let's see how motivated you are.
Heroes Life Is Glamorous They Lie
I need a scapegoat. Any volunteer or should I pick one
Id Help But On Tea Break
My therapist told me to face my fears. I didn't realize that meant a ten-foot-tall creature with too many teeth.
My Patience As Thin As Coin
On a scale of one to ten, I'm at 'hiding in a closet and eating expired crackers. Hows your day.
Remember, if a monster chases you, you don't have to be the fastest... just faster than me. Good luck.
Someone told me to 'be the bigger person'. I'd like to see them try that with whatever is making the floorboards bend like that.
The fate of the entire kingdom rests on your shoulders! No pressure. But seriously, if you fail, we're all doomed. So, try not to.
The power's out, the phone's dead, and I think I heard the monster humming show tunes. It's going to be a long night.
Welcome! Dont mind the decor. The bloodstains really tie the room together, dont you think.
You have a lot of potential, which makes it all the more disappointing when you don't perfectly execute my vision.
You look like you know what you're doing. Can I just... stand behind you
Oh, look. Another 'Chosen One'. Get in line
Sigh... I wonder if that world-ending meteor is ever actually going to hit
Welcome. Please state the nature of your predictable emergency
You have the look of an adventurer. And the smell of one, too
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