Launcher Crashes on Start up

Launcher runs but immediately crashes. Posted various details that the help guides suggest I do. I’m stumped as to why this is going on. Maybe there is a wizard out there somewhere?

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Hello ThisLoner,

I’m sorry to hear that you are having trouble. Based on your dxdiag, it does not appear that you have Service Pack 1 installed for Win7. This is a requirement is most likely the cause of your issue.