How do I do it? (Satire)

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Hello!

This is my first time using UE4 so I want to make the most ambitious game I can imagine. How do I do that?

I want to build an MMO, which button do I press to do that?

[This was posted as satire]

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Keep mashing alt+f4 until Windows prompts you to press OK and you’re done.

Forums used to be full of those last year, true. But it’s not that bad in the AH, there’s plenty of good questions here, right? What bothers me more are the ‘please fix my inventory that I bought in the marketplace’ :expressionless: I find these cases beyond hopeless, unfortunately.

Every now and then there’s something I really enjoy helping with.

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Hah. I think we’re in a second wave now with other countries. Oh and of course the non-stop “Fortnite Crashed” and such posts.

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Oh yeah. Also, you can probably easily tell when a school year starts as there’s a wave of urgent issues around a specific date, all dealing with a very similar concept.

Oh well, for as long as I learn something or, at least, solidify some knowledge, I’m game with it all. I’ve always treated it as an exercise anyway. :slight_smile:

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I’m all about helping too. But it can get pretty hard to know where to begin with some of these questions. Just got two in a row:

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AFAIK there is a build procedural MMO button in the 4.19 preview, this would require you to download the 4.19 source code and build it by pressing the “Do it for me” button in 3.09 beta.

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Requires Quantum Computing. You can start with Q# once you know how Qubits work everything else becomes self-explaining.

Good Luck and have Fun =)

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Here is a simple Blueprint that does all the job YOU had to do for YOUR project. Here is also a shovel to collect all the money you get from MY work :expressionless:

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Ugh… That hits the spot precisely. I think there must be a wave of new game programming schools opening up around the world.

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I am also making MMO, I can help you. :slight_smile:

My job is game programming

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so,

You can use induction cooker,

The potassium nitrate is heated to orange,

Into a can of empty Coca-Cola jars,

Then put it on your computer,

Then use a lighter to fire,

Then the MMO is done

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Hehe this was very cathartic. Just saw a doozie: How do you make a game - Programming & Scripting - Epic Developer Community Forums