Survey
Most magnificent Epic Games Developers and others to whom this may concern,
The addition of the Lancehead and Baba Yaga 9mm pistol have truly been one of the greatest examples of gunplay design since the dawn of video games. The joy and wonder that is brought to me from simply firing this weapon is comparable to watching the Mona Lisa being painted, which I could not have experienced, but now believe I fully understand given the unfathomable artistry of this sidearm’s design. The incredibly crafted animation around simply running with the weapon is bewilderingly beautiful in and of itself. When I throw open a door to clear a house with this gun, I sense an aura rise within me like that of an archangel readying himself for battle, moments before smiting his demonic enemies.
My humble request is that at the very least, the Lancehead variant of the weapon remain a cycling item in the plethora of official modes that are available, even if the Baba Yaga’s time comes to an end as the season closes out.
And finally, if I have pulled on the heartstrings of even one developer today, please allow me to drop in to every match with a common rarity Lancehead simply for me to express my love of this weapon against those who would never suspect it to be as truly grand as it is. If the powers that be bestow upon me this gift, I can be found by the name HeOverYonder.
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ I’m back.
– John Wick, 2014, DeviousDracshots, 2026