Find Collision UV doesn't work

I’ve read the various other forum posts regarding this node and none of the fixes talked about on those worked. I am simply getting the hits under cursor, nothing special, the node just doesn’t work.

I have “Support UV From Hit Results” turned on and have restarted the editor to activate it, several times.
supportuvs

I have “Trace Complex” checked.

I have “Simple and Complex” collision set on the mesh. I have
simpleandcomplex

But the node still always fails:

What am I doing wrong?