This is written more as a joke than actual request.
Would it not be great if you pressed a button and every node aligned itself perfectly by the pixel, with the same distance between them all and every connection was nailed down with 100% precision?
The comment boxes are self explanatory, especially when they refuse to be 100% parallel and nudge up or down a few pixels from the grid lines.
I sometimes spend more time setting the nodes up like this, than actually making the blueprints.