Epic Games Launcher keeps closing on its own

I want to launch a game and when I launch the launcher, it actually works for a bit until it closes. I reinstalled it (and I uninstalled all my games how convenient), but to no avail.
Any solutions?
Video context: egs launcher keeps closing evidence context blah blah im not doing the spiel - YouTube
I did NOT touch anything in the video, I am not lying.
There is no crash error or anything.