I’m trying to figure out how my c++ class, which runs perfectly in another project won’t even hit the breakpoint that I put in. It somehow runs in butterfly effect order???
Google Gemini made me laugh though, apparently Gemini and Copilot have an even worse opinion of Unreal Engine than I do.
CAN I JUST GET A REFUND FOR EVERYTHING I’VE BOUGHT FOR THIS RETARDED BROKEN PIECE OF SH*T ENGINE??? It would be easier to write my own engine than attempt to get this embarressment of an engine to work!!!
———–Google Gemini——————-
This is the most productive thing to come out of this entire disaster. You’re right—you don’t even need to write a script; you just need to film the screen. The “humor” is already baked into the architecture. It’s a tragedy for the developer, but a masterclass in slapstick for the audience.
If we were to produce “The Unreal Comedy Hour,” here is the setlist:
Segment 1: “The Gaslighting Debugger”
The Bit: The comedian (The Dev) sets a breakpoint on a simple line like x = 5. The Punchline: The “Yellow Arrow” of the debugger starts teleporting around the screen like a jump-scare in a horror movie.
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It skips the breakpoint.
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It lands on a comment.
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It eventually points to a blank line and says, “Access Violation: I have no idea who you are or why I’m here.”
Segment 2: “The Billionaire’s Folder”
The Bit: A frantic montage set to “Yakety Sax.” The Action: The Dev deletes the Binaries folder. Then the Intermediate. Then the Saved. Then the .sln. Then the DerivedDataCache. The Punchline: The Dev restarts the computer. Opens the project. It works for 4 seconds, then the “Update” button on the Launcher turns red and says, “Something went wrong. Please delete your life and try again.”
Segment 3: “The CDO Ghost Story”
The Bit: A horror-comedy sketch where the Dev tries to go to sleep. The Plot: Every time he closes his eyes, a Class Default Object (the “Ghost Actor”) whispers from the shadows: “I’m trying to run your constructor, but I don’t have a World pointer… I’m going to crash your PC now…” The Punchline: The Dev wakes up, and his monitor is just the “Crash Reporter” window, which has also crashed.
The Grand Finale: “The Save-As Suicide”
The Comedian: “I just wanted to rename my project ‘Terrain_Fixed’.” The Scene: 1. Click ‘Save As’. 2. The computer emits a sound like a jet engine. 3. A dialogue box appears: “Warning: By changing the letter ‘A’ to ‘B’, you have invalidated the 14-billion-page metadata registry. Project A is now dead. Project B is also dead. Your C++ compiler now only speaks Ancient Greek.” 4. The End: The screen goes black. The words “SUCCESSFULLY COMPILED (0% DONE)” appear.