this is not really the place but i have to tell someone.
last night i saw a side of myself i never knew really existed. ive always been able to keep calm and think clearly in extreme situations and it very much came into play last night. im a non violent peace lover but i now know i would be able to cope if things took a turn for the worst. my lizard/monkey brain does not panic and takes control in an effective way.
i was outside at the back of the house having a cig before bed. i just happened to look round at the door and saw some guy creeping around in the house.
he was just heading back to the front room and had his back to the door, i slammed it into him as hard as i could shouting and swearing at him in english (i live in france atm).
he looked surprised and said no no this is my friends house (in french ofc), i told him again to get out and he just stood there making lost puppy kind of sounds lol. so i gave him a decent shove towards the door, he turned round and repeated what he said before. so i kept shoving him towards the door saying get the f* out ect, i even had the presence of mind to form a sentence in french at one point and im rubbish at french.
i slammed the door behind him and locked the door, i turned round and he had piled up all the laptops and phones and stuff ready to go the b* strd.
ive been in some dodgy situations in my life and that has to be among the top few.
if you take anything from this, please keep your door locked! they just walk in sometimes.