Hey guys! I want to wish everybody a happy 4th of July! 
(I know… this was posted on the third.)
And to also remind you guys who drink not to go overboard!
And… Not to use illegal fireworks… And… Darn. Now I sound like a public service announcement…
Wait! I got one! Don’t use illegal fireworks… Or they will blow off your hands! (That works better I hope.)
And to all you people who don’t celebrate the 4th of July because you don’t live in the U.S… Have a good day I guess? 