Fixed.
The solution is to go to your VS installer, find w/e version you’re running, and uninstall IDE support.
A note to UE dev team, please disable rebuild on save lol. Noone in their right mind wants that, and it makes that IDE support package or w/e completely unusable. I have to wait like 10 seconds between every save. I can’t hard recommend deleting that option enough until that’s fixed lol.