OMG! The problems back!!! I have no idea why or what happened!
So I downloaded the Installer, clicked the exe to install it. The little Epic Games Launcher “Downloading” window starts, the one that initializes the 92.3 MB download. It shoots up to 24%, maxing out my internet connection and then BOOM, drops to 0kbs, shows connection failure icon, and hasn’t budged since. Out of curiousity, I went back to my original download link (from the dashboard) and tried to download the EpicGamesLauncher.exe again, and yep, original problem is back, Bad Gateway. Wow, someone is really playing games with me. 