–News Flash–
Next up: Epic Games Developers are at it again, creating impossibly awesome things with their impossibly awesome game engine. Computer sorcery, or the result of sacrificial offerings to the electron gods? Find out.
Later: Scientists genetically alter pigs to grow wings and, yes, fly. Causes mad rush to come up with new phrase to mean ‘impossible’. Riots ensue.
Tonight at 7: Godzilla appears off the coast of California. Magic: The Gathering players rush to the beach to challenge it to a game to determine who will control the state.