“Hi, Id like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, Id like to hear a TCP joke.”
“OK. Ill tell you a TCP joke.”
“OK. I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, Im ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“OK. Im about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting and ends with a punchline.”
“Im sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello would you like to hear a TCP joke?”