Hey Madd Dogg Burns,
I wonder if you’d be able to send us your crash dump please. It looks like there may be a related issue which is preventing your crash reports from getting submitted to our systems.
When your launcher crashes, and while the crash reporter application is still visible, there should be a folder inside %APPDATA%…\Local\EpicGamesLauncher\Saved\Logs. The crash dump folder’s name will start with “UE4CC-Windows”. If you could zip that up and post it here, along with the log file which was created during this run, that would be really helpful.