Android Black Screen of Death (i.e. no Splash Screen)

[Dredok]

pedro_clericuzzi and all:

Here are some info on how to achieve this:
http://www.anddev.org/simple_splash_screen-t811.html

How do I make a splash screen?

I have to do this myself but not right now (there are other higher priority things and I hope Epic will do it at some point!)